Discounted Adventures & Dates -These are dates of MY choosing that I would already like to see that you can treat me to, if you are up for me taking the wheel & leading then let me show you how much fun I can be
The Chalet Suite @ The Sybaris Hotel in Chicago. A unique little Love hotel that I have been wanting to try someday for decades now. Known for their amazing private pools,jacuzzis,etc this is the Ultimate “Netflix & Chill” date. Lets order delivery & literally play -maybe even make a naughty video if your feeling extra adventurous! I’m a waterbaby by nature so this an amazing date. This overnight is discounted to $1,000 -however, if you are feeling extra generous & want to sponsor a same day photoshoot with the photographer of my choosing for the pool then I will reward you by making it a 24hr booking!
Beach Getaway in the Redneck Riviera. Another one for the roadtrip enthusiasts! This would need to be a weekend getaway -lets put the top down & kick up or feet & stay right at the water! I can never get too much sun & ocean & am an enthusiastic kayaker! Extra generous rewards to those that also treat me to a photoshoot on the beach with a photographer of my choosing! This date must be booked during swimming weather only. This 3 day getaway is discounted to $3,000, $2,500 with the photoshoot!
Avery Island date, in Louisiana. Like short little roadtrips & getaways? Lets book an evening & some tours of Avery Island, the Tabasco Factory & the Jungle Gardens! Lets learn the history & appreciate the lush beauty of our state! This date is discounted to your choice of 24 hours for $1,500 or a 2 day weekend at $2,500 only
BarnHill Preserve outside Baton Rouge. Swimming with otters & penguins, yoga with Kangaroos, Feeding giraffes -need I say more? This one is so cool it doesn’t need explaining. This overnight can be a day of fun & sun outside & then maybe after we can have some fun grilling up some dinner together or make it a pizza & pj party after! Must include must otter swim or a penguin swim This 24hr date is discounted to $1,500.
HUMP Film Fest in Chicago or New Orleans. This is a date specific date for both cities so pay attention lovers. This is creative porno film festival where we can really get an eyeful before we rip each others layers away later in private. Always been curious about the old porno theaters?? Well, here’s our chance to have a modern version of that. Let us watch & observe. This particular dated is recommended for fellow bi & queer folk since it features adult cinema by them. This particular offering will be customized to each cities needs & weather according to their actual dates. Inquire about rates for this truly unique offering.
Fine Dining Dates -wanna treat me? Here are some restaurants that I’m dying to indulge in. I adore a good prixe fixe menu!
The Husky in New Orleans. With menu items like Steak tartare & Bone marrow, it’s like their menu is talking dirty to me! Or maybe your eyeing that beef wellington?? Either way this restaurant sells itself & doesn’t need much hyping for obvious reasons. Lets check out an afternoon matinee at the old Prytania theatre before we pop right over to the Husky after. Up to 5hrs discounted to $700.
Tatlo in New Orleans. In the mood for southeast asian tapas that are feeling witchy?? This place has a very sexy, witchy vibe going for it that have really caught my attention. An Absinthe bar with a truly unique menu & an unmatched curious vibe to it. Maybe if we’re lucky we can get our fortune told for the night! 3hrs of ambient snacks & lounging -This date is discounted to $650.
Étoile in New Orleans. A visually stunning property happily outside of the quarter if you really want to see the real New Orleans outside of tourist traps. I’ve had my eye on their 7 course tasting menu served on the weekends. Let us really experience hedonism until we need to walk it off with a long stroll down the famous magazine st after. We’ll take our time with up to 4hrs. This date is discounted to $700.
34 Restaurant & Bar in New Orleans. Ever been to the Iberian peninsula?? Then you know that they practically invented charcuterie & their Jamon is a renown treat! Let us spoil ourselves at Emeril Lagasse’s newest affair while we try alittle of everything on that Jamon menu! 3hr date is discounted to $600
The Tasting Room In New Orleans. This deal is up to 6 hrs together of private time followed by dinner then a 1hr reflexology foot rub for both of us with a last encore for us together before we bid adieu. This date is discounted to $800
Wagyu House @ The X pot in Chicago. Lets take in a tasting menu here out of the way at this little hidden gem. Always a fan of asian cuisines this is a no fail with me -lets sneak off for a sweet bite & nibble. Up to 4hrs discounted to $700.
Brunch @ Obelix in Chicago. French may be snobby but who sure doesn’t love a good french feast! Their menu looks absolutely dreamy whew! Up to 4hrs indulging in our french lessons parlay vu?? This date has been discounted to $700.
Any of the Alinea Group’s restaurants in Chicago. I have had my eye set on all of these famous Michelin star restaurants. Enjoy up to 4hrs of private time & dining with me at any of their jawdropping experiences! This date is discounted to $700.
Oriole in Chicago -Indulge in intellectual converstations about the thoughtful interaction these food presentations, let us see why this artistic restaurant has 2 michelin stars! Enjoy up to 4hrs of this experience with me for only $700!
Beatniks on the River in Chicago -Being the creative I am, I adore a good asthetic & an unusual menu. I have been meening to try this restaurant since before the pandemic . Lets dress stylish & pretend we’re in Morrocco & waste the day away. Enjoy up to 4hrs for $700
The LH Rooftop in Chicago -This can either be a great overnight with amazing drinks, food & views inside one of their many rooftop restaurants followed by breakfast in their tea room before we bid adeau -discounted to $1,000 overnight only. Or lets make it a full 2night/2 day staycation trying all the restaurants & spa services there is to be had that we desire discounted 2 days for the price of 1 full 24hr rate of $2,500.
Saint Germain, in New Orleans. Enjoy up to 4hrs with me of private time & dining on the 5 course tasting menu for this gem! This dinner date is discounted to $600
August in New Orleans. Enjoy up to 4hrs of private time & dining set at $600
